Incidents without Inflation

That's correct my entire day was ruined. Scratch that, most of the day, but I can deal. By who, I don't even fucking know...but If I did they wouldn't dare come near me because technically I'm still steaming mad!! Bad news yesterday, ok fine just sad news; but I still managed to wake up in a semi-decent mood. Agreed to bundle up and tackle the terrible task of shoveling the snow that decided to land on the driveway.
Fine.
2 pairs of socks - Check!!
2 pairs of pants - Check!!
3 shirts - Check!!!
Gloves, scarf, mittens - Check!!!
Coat - Check!
Boots - Check!
I was ready. More prepared for a thundersnow than the mear 4 inches that had accumulated but, eh fuck it.
Things were going swimmingly, as I slowly moved the vehicles out of my way. Thanks to my wonderful father, he helped ;)
Then the unthinkable happened. He couldn't move my car out of the driveway! I was so pissed, standing there waiting. waiting. waiting for him to move outta my way.
I wait some more, then glance toward the untractionable tires...both the driver side tires were FLAT. I mean as flat as pancakes that your blind grandmother burnt. I mosy on over to the opposite side, WTF? Those two are in just the same condition. It can't be moved. I'm seriously freaking out.
Who the hell would mess with me, by birth I'm a Gemini.....not someone that you want to mess with, For Real. Especially not this gemini!
Slashed, I don't think so.
Ah, I'll try to fill them up as a sort of test. The squeaky rusty bicycle pump just isn't cutting it, but after 20 minutes I asses the situation and it seems to be working. No way am I going to carry on with the SRBP, forget it. Find me a compressor to do the work for me.
Found one. Fix the inflation problem 3 hours later.

Word to the wise.
Leave me alone.
and I think I have an idea who did it. If you did screw yourself. Remember just like bros, us hoes stick together too. She was always my friend, you were his. You flirt with me, I will tell....I'm not That Girl, not in this situation you punk ass. Don't lie or try to mess with me because you are a dumb ass man who can't seem think with the correct head. Your fault 115%..Not mine.