Mishaps in Mayhem (12/23/08)

Today has not been a good day, well to think of it neither was yesterday...yuck!
To begin the craziness of the holidays has had my brain all jumbled and apparently someone or something is trying to kill me.
..............................Serious..................................
By no fault of my own, o maybe it was my fault, there is a chunk of my bumper missing....
That damn snow mound had to turn to ice, didn't it?
Long story short the end of my driveway is slowly trying to kill me. Or my poor car for that matter...Ill admit, I teared up a little....

Today was the day of lunch with Gramps...it went well but it was the before that turned out not so well....Here's the story:
I was sitting in my car patiently waiting for people to arrive for lunch when all of a sudden I had this TERRIBLE cramp in my foot. When I say terrible, I fuckin mean Terrible! I quickly took off my right shoe and tried my best to stand on my seat in order to get the cramp to subside...Ah, it worked I was so happy that I didnt have to try and truck myself around in the fucking snow to get it to stop.
That wasnt the worst, but after all I was still overjoyed that my foot was feeling normal again....I set my left hand on my leg (Thank GOD I wasnt wearing my jeans....I had my dress on) and to my suprise there was blood on my leg. WTF? I mean come on I have a very LOW pain tolerance, so where the fuck was the blood coming from....I pull back my hand and look and was shocked to see that my hand was bleeding, BAD!
I have no fuckin idea how it got cut but it did...
and it was gushing dark red blood everywhere, I was sure I was gonna bleed out or something.
I frantically look around for a napkin, kleenex, an old piece of paper, or something to help put pressure on the unforseen wound.
Nothing.
Nothing in the backseat.
Nothing in the glovebox.
Nothing in the middle console.
I freaked...Then a light flickered over my head and I found something!!
Pressure!!!

Took a cat nap later...felt like I lost a ton of BLOOD. Feeling better; I take a ride and spill an entire can of COKE on my seat, UGHHHHHHHHH I wanted to scream.The entire 12 ounces of brown sticky goodness on my seat...Fuck this day im going to bed.
Peace out bitches